How would you dispose of a corpse?

[Munkay]

Burying a corpse in a field somewhere doesn't seem to be a viable option.  You always read about news stories in which someone unearths the remains and the police eventually track down the killer.  Statute of Limitations for Murder and all that.  The same goes for tying a heavy weight to the body and dumping them in a body of water.  Eventually an identifiable part of the body will be found and the killer is arrested.

So how would you dispose of a corpse so that no one could ever trace a murder back to you?

Okay okay, I got it. This is crazy but it just might work. Make a time capsule. Insist on it not being opened for your lifetime! At the very least a few zany antics will come out of it.

A little less crazy is you find some gravediggers who just don't care. Preferably drug addicted. Pay them off and have them throw the corpse in a fresh grave. Once the other corpse is placed on top of it, voila. Double burial with only a slight cost. With any luck the gravediggers will pass before they tell anyone, and your hands are wiped clean.

Cheers,

Munk