You're just a kid...

[Zyr]

I'd been strictly flying solo
In a game known as Diablo,
When I logged onto the Internet
To look for some advice.

In my information scroungin,'
I soon found the Lurker Lounge, 'n'
It was hosting Jarulf's Guide, and I thought,
"Hey, that's really nice!"

I found lots of cool suggestions,
Lots of answers to my questions,
As I Lurked the Lounge's Forums when
I wasn't in the game.

Then I took an action fateful
(To this very day I'm grateful!)--
Since I clicked the link to Realms Beyond,
I've never been the same!

Since my nature is contrariant,
I soon devised a variant
I played till many, many, many
Glorious hours were gone.

Though Diablo sure amused me,
D2LoD seduced me,
And another Lounge link took me to the
Basin (Amazon).

Now I think it's time to mention
That it's come to my attention
That the Lurker Lounge's founder
Doth today turn twenty-eight.

Hope this humble verse will show ya
That I know how much I owe ya...
Thanks and Happy Birthday, Bolty,
And I hope your day is great! :)