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You're just a kid... - Zyr - 08-15-2005
I'd been strictly flying solo
In a game known as Diablo,
When I logged onto the Internet
To look for some advice.
In my information scroungin,'
I soon found the Lurker Lounge, 'n'
It was hosting Jarulf's Guide, and I thought,
"Hey, that's really nice!"
I found lots of cool suggestions,
Lots of answers to my questions,
As I Lurked the Lounge's Forums when
I wasn't in the game.
Then I took an action fateful
(To this very day I'm grateful!)--
Since I clicked the link to Realms Beyond,
I've never been the same!
Since my nature is contrariant,
I soon devised a variant
I played till many, many, many
Glorious hours were gone.
Though Diablo sure amused me,
D2LoD seduced me,
And another Lounge link took me to the
Basin (Amazon).
Now I think it's time to mention
That it's come to my attention
That the Lurker Lounge's founder
Doth today turn twenty-eight.
Hope this humble verse will show ya
That I know how much I owe ya...
Thanks and Happy Birthday, Bolty,
And I hope your day is great! :)
You're just a kid... - Assur - 08-15-2005
Nice work, Shakespeare :)
Congrats to Bolty.
You're just a kid... - LochnarITB - 08-15-2005
28?! Wow, that's almost older than dirt! :P
Happy birthday, Bolty!
You're just a kid... - TaMeOlta - 08-15-2005
Happy Birthday Bolty from both Worlds ! :lol:
You're just a kid... - Tal - 08-15-2005
Harpy Barfday B-man!
You're just a kid... - Doc - 08-16-2005
Enjoy it while it lasts! When you turn 30, it all turns to @&#%!
You're just a kid... - jahcs - 08-16-2005
Doc,Aug 15 2005, 04:04 PM Wrote:Enjoy it while it lasts! When you turn 30, it all turns to @&#%!
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Dammit! Now you tell me. :P
You're just a kid... - Doc - 08-16-2005
jahcs,Aug 15 2005, 07:48 PM Wrote:Dammit! Now you tell me. :P
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Love changes too.
Before 30. You can strut through a room proudly with the lights on. Maybe hanging a little hat or something off of nature's coat hanger.
After 30, you turn off the lights and dart through the room in shame, not daring to play any silly games hanging objects off of something.
After about 50 or so, you stop caring. And walk around as naked as possible all of the time.
You're just a kid... - LemmingofGlory - 08-16-2005
Doc,Aug 15 2005, 10:24 PM Wrote:After about 50 or so, you stop caring. And walk around as naked as possible all of the time.
This is why The Lurker Lounge Forums ™ do not support live webcam feeds.
-Lemmy
You're just a kid... - Doc - 08-16-2005
LemmingofGlory,Aug 15 2005, 10:20 PM Wrote:This is why The Lurker Lounge Forums ™ do not support live webcam feeds.
-Lemmy
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Nudity is a self evident birthright. It's the one thing all humans have in common. There is no wrong in it.
You're just a kid... - gekko - 08-16-2005
Doc,Aug 15 2005, 10:27 PM Wrote:Nudity is a self evident birthright. It's the one thing all humans have in common. There is no wrong in it.
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There is when it's your wrinkled bottom we're talking about, doc. :P
gekko
You're just a kid... - Doc - 08-16-2005
gekko,Aug 15 2005, 10:43 PM Wrote:There is when it's your wrinkled bottom we're talking about, doc. :P
gekko
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I reckon I understand. Looks like cottage cheese or something back there. Road rash, animal bites, bullets, all kinds of scar tissue.
I am lucky to still have an ass! Mine has character. :P
You're just a kid... - LemmingofGlory - 08-16-2005
Doc,Aug 15 2005, 11:27 PM Wrote:Nudity is a self evident birthright. It's the one thing all humans have in common. There is no wrong in it.
Supposing they wipe thoroughly.
You're just a kid... - Refrigerator - 08-16-2005
...ANYWAYS :huh:
Happy Birthday Bolty!
You're just a kid... - LemmingofGlory - 08-16-2005
As I like to say, "Go out, have fun, and give some birth today!" Though at the time of this posting, it's Bolty's afterbirthday.
You're just a kid... - Ashock - 08-16-2005
LemmingofGlory,Aug 15 2005, 08:20 PM Wrote:This is why The Lurker Lounge Forums ™ do not support live webcam feeds.
-Lemmy
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I enjoyed this one :w00t:
-A
You're just a kid... - jahcs - 08-16-2005
LemmingofGlory,Aug 15 2005, 10:14 PM Wrote:As I like to say, "Go out, have fun, and give some birth today!" Though at the time of this posting, it's Bolty's afterbirthday.
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That's just not right. :wacko:
You're just a kid... - Bolty - 08-16-2005
Cool poem! Made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks, everyone.
Yes, I leveled up once again. This time I placed my talent point into "Increased Gaming Influence," providing me with a now 30% chance to get Wife to start playing games. Wife is a "pet" that I picked up a while back, but now I start to wonder who is the pet and who is the controller. I understand this is normal for those who have picked up the marriage profession. Others have told me that gathering professions are more enjoyable, but I figured that eventually I'd like to actually make something with the mats I've picked up while leveling.
Maybe I should respec to put more talent points into "Handy Man" and start developing my Cooking skill, but that's just so expensive!
-Bolty
You're just a kid... - --Pete - 08-16-2005
Hi,
Great poem. And a belated 'Happy Birthday' to the Boltmiester. ;)
--Pete
You're just a kid... - Occhidiangela - 08-18-2005
Bolty,Aug 16 2005, 03:35 PM Wrote:Cool poem! Made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks, everyone.
Yes, I leveled up once again. This time I placed my talent point into "Increased Gaming Influence," providing me with a now 30% chance to get Wife to start playing games. Wife is a "pet" that I picked up a while back, but now I start to wonder who is the pet and who is the controller. I understand this is normal for those who have picked up the marriage profession. Others have told me that gathering professions are more enjoyable, but I figured that eventually I'd like to actually make something with the mats I've picked up while leveling.
Maybe I should respec to put more talent points into "Handy Man" and start developing my Cooking skill, but that's just so expensive!
-Bolty
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*delurk*
Respec on plumbing saves good money, strongly recommend. Respec on cocking skills not usually needed, as you have just opened up a whole new talent tree via honeymoon quest completion.
Ooops, you said cooking skills . . . :wub:
Happy Birthday, Boltster, may you see a hundred more before your back starts to hurt.
Occhi
PS: I see the Lounge has a new Poet Laureate. :D
*Raptor mode On, fade away to the faint pitter pattering of leather clad feet*