How would you dispose of a corpse?

[Rinnhart]

If you're squeamish, I guess you shouldn't have killed someone.

Step 1: Freeze the body. Less mess.

Step 2: Get rid of those pesky teeth. Pull them out and crush them up.

Step 3: You need to burn the body. Best way to destroy all possible DNA. With the hypothetical, either A) take up camping and buy an extra-large cooler, or B) build a firepit in your backyard and start having regular barbeques. After the food's all cooked, dump a bit of victim in the coals and build a little bonfire around it. Small pieces at a time. Keep your old newspapers in the garage near that freezer for ease of use as "kindling."

Thawing time: 10 minutes on Defrost.

Step 4: If you went camping, bury the bones. Bury them away from eachother, no more than a couple bones to a hole. Deep holes. If you went the at home route, crush them up and discard them with the ashes.

If you've managed to do all that and not get caught, you're probably getting away with murder. Simple is always best, though. I wouldn't doubt there are more people who have gotten away with murder by stuffing the body in a hole or a dumpster than there are people who have gotten away by keeping a corpse by the fudge-pops, destroying it a bit at a time.