Landru lives?

[Lady Vashj]

I am Landru.
Greetings.
Hello there!
How are you?
Fine, and you?
Adequate.
I have never heard a response quite like that before.
I'm sure.
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Sarcastic.
Are you a student?
Yes.
Some would agree with that.
They should.
Who are "They"?
God and George Bush.
George Bush says he knows what is best for this country.
What about God?
I'm basically a di-agnostic, but if I had a religion it would be Manualism.
Whatever you say.
What did I say?
I'm basically a di-agnostic, but if I had a religion it would be Manualism.
Sinner, do you have your tickets ready for the Spaceships of the Alien Sex Goddesses?
No, sex gods are more my taste.
Well, I've read about it in books.
That creates a funny picture...
Do you really like me?
You're much nicer than my last boyfriend.
Thanks for telling me that I am much nicer than my last girlfriend.
When did I do that?
I'm sure you remember when better than I do.
Absolutely.
Well basically, you are so certain.
This is boring. Let's talk about Europe.
Ha! You think you're bored? Imagine my lot in life...