Gah!

[Archon_Wing]

Bah, it's kind of sad that being annoying seems to have no IQ or level requirement. Sheesh. :)

Beggar's Small charm of leeching
Level Req: None
Iq req: None
Comes with default on beggars

+5 Spamming skills
5% chance of spamming screen upon entering game
0% Damage
-100% attack speed
25% chance of stealing drops
10% chance of being partied
5% chance of getting free ITAm
50% chance of being hostiled
500% increased chance of being squelched
5% of reaching the cow level
-100% usefullness
Decrease maximum IQ 50%
Decrease Maximum Maturity level 99%
100% chance of hacking
99% chance of spamming "get my body plz" when killed only to be ignored
5% chance of speaking coherent english upon striking
80% chance of becoming a bum in real life
1% chance of gaining half a level (clvl/mlvl too low)
Wasted Time
Loses motor function
50% better chance of becoming professional hobo
100% better chance of having better keyboard

+3 to annoy (idiot only)
+3 to Idiocy (idiot only)
+3 Uselessness (idiot only)
+5 l33t speak (idiot only)
+2 laziness