Gah!
#5
Bah, it's kind of sad that being annoying seems to have no IQ or level requirement. Sheesh. :)

Beggar's Small charm of leeching
Level Req: None
Iq req: None
Comes with default on beggars

+5 Spamming skills
5% chance of spamming screen upon entering game
0% Damage
-100% attack speed
25% chance of stealing drops
10% chance of being partied
5% chance of getting free ITAm
50% chance of being hostiled
500% increased chance of being squelched
5% of reaching the cow level
-100% usefullness
Decrease maximum IQ 50%
Decrease Maximum Maturity level 99%
100% chance of hacking
99% chance of spamming "get my body plz" when killed only to be ignored
5% chance of speaking coherent english upon striking
80% chance of becoming a bum in real life
1% chance of gaining half a level (clvl/mlvl too low)
Wasted Time
Loses motor function
50% better chance of becoming professional hobo
100% better chance of having better keyboard

+3 to annoy (idiot only)
+3 to Idiocy (idiot only)
+3 Uselessness (idiot only)
+5 l33t speak (idiot only)
+2 laziness
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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Gah! - by Archon_Wing - 04-28-2003, 04:50 AM
Gah! - by FenrisWulf - 04-28-2003, 04:53 AM
Gah! - by Striker - 04-28-2003, 05:09 AM
Gah! - by WarBlade - 04-28-2003, 06:34 AM
Gah! - by Archon_Wing - 04-28-2003, 06:40 AM
Gah! - by BlackLightning - 04-28-2003, 12:09 PM
Gah! - by Occhidiangela - 04-28-2003, 04:41 PM
Gah! - by dahak_i - 04-28-2003, 05:09 PM
Gah! - by Occhidiangela - 04-28-2003, 06:15 PM
Gah! - by ShadowHM - 04-28-2003, 07:00 PM
Gah! - by Archon_Wing - 04-28-2003, 10:54 PM
Gah! - by LavCat - 04-29-2003, 05:44 AM
Gah! - by Kasreyn - 04-29-2003, 10:39 PM
Gah! - by Occhidiangela - 04-29-2003, 11:21 PM
Gah! - by --Pete - 04-30-2003, 12:23 AM
Gah! - by Occhidiangela - 04-30-2003, 04:46 PM
Gah! - by Kasreyn - 05-01-2003, 04:12 AM
Gah! - by Count Duckula - 05-01-2003, 10:49 PM
Gah! - by Mikedok - 05-02-2003, 12:10 AM
Gah! - by CelticHound - 05-02-2003, 02:29 AM
Gah! - by Brista - 05-02-2003, 03:25 AM
Gah! - by the Langolier - 05-02-2003, 05:09 AM
Gah! - by Mikedok - 05-02-2003, 10:32 AM
Gah! - by ShadowHM - 05-02-2003, 11:47 AM
Gah! - by Mikedok - 05-02-2003, 07:43 PM
Gah! - by the Langolier - 05-02-2003, 09:07 PM
Gah! - by John.Whorfin - 05-02-2003, 09:53 PM
Gah! - by --Pete - 05-02-2003, 10:36 PM
Gah! - by Count Duckula - 05-03-2003, 12:35 AM
Gah! - by LemmingofGlory - 05-03-2003, 02:24 AM
Gah! - by Thecla - 05-03-2003, 08:44 AM
Gah! - by Count Duckula - 05-03-2003, 02:59 PM
Gah! - by LemmingofGlory - 05-03-2003, 04:48 PM
Gah! - by Kevin - 05-03-2003, 05:10 PM
Gah! - by Count Duckula - 05-03-2003, 05:37 PM
Gah! - by Kasreyn - 05-03-2003, 07:36 PM
Gah! - by LemmingofGlory - 05-03-2003, 08:07 PM
Gah! - by Obi2Kenobi - 05-03-2003, 08:31 PM
Gah! - by Feryar - 05-03-2003, 08:51 PM
Gah! - by LemmingofGlory - 05-03-2003, 09:29 PM
Gah! - by Count Duckula - 05-03-2003, 11:07 PM
Gah! - by LemmingofGlory - 05-04-2003, 03:11 AM

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