Top 100 Movie Quotes

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In fact, The Big Labowski was chock full of comedy gold.
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Greatest. Movie. Ever.

"Donny, you're out of your element!"

Walter: "... and Dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American please."
Dude: "I'm not talking about the guys who built the #$%&ing railroads here."

Maude: "You can imagine where it goes from here."
Dude: "He fixes the cable?"
Maude: "Don't be fatuous Jeffrey."

"That rug really tied the room together."

(I had to copy the next one off imdb to make sure I got it right)

The Dude: Walter, ya know, its Smokey, so his foot slipped over the line a little, big deal.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, this is a league game, the winner of this gets to progress into the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Smokey: Yeah but I wasn't over.
Walter Sobchak: [pulls out a gun] Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain.
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] A world of pain.
Smokey: Dude, could you...
The Dude: Jesus Walter, you bring a #$%&ing gun bowling?
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who pays attention to the rules any more?
Smokey: Yeah but...
Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm#$%&ing around? I'm not #$%&ing around!
[points gun in Smokey's face]
Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero! #$%&ing mark it zero.
The Dude: They're calling the cops, man.
Smokey: All right, its #$%&ing zero. Are you happy now you crazy #$%&?
Walter Sobchak: ...Its a league game Smokey...


I think I quote The Big Lebowski at least once a day, one way or another, and I watch the movie every week or so. I think it gets better every time.

Donnie Darko is another extremely underrated movie that deserved at least one quote on the list. At least over stupid Titanic.

"Why are you wearing that stupid man-suit?"

Rose: "Do you even know who Graham Greene is?"
Kitty: "I think we've all seen Bonanza."

Gretchen: "My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems."
Donnie: "Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?"
Gretchen: "He stabbed my mom four times in the chest."

Or, Memento:

Leonard: "Memory can change the shape of a room. It can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts."


I bettert stop now before I start talking about *all* my favorite movies :)