06-20-2005, 07:18 PM
One of my all-time favorites will always be the softball episode.
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules.
You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Any man scoring has to chug a beer.
You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings.
Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!
Burns to Don Mattingly: "I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!!"
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules.
You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Any man scoring has to chug a beer.
You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings.
Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!
Burns to Don Mattingly: "I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!!"
--Copadope