Huh?

[Lady Vashj]

I suppose a regular joke thread is better than a liberal joke thread...

True story:

A man once wrote to Rudyard Kipling (author of The Jungle Book; I'm sure you've heard of him), explaining that he had just read an article claiming that Kipling was paid $5 a word for his stories and offering him $5 for a one-word reply. Kipling's response:

Thanks. - Rudyard Kipling.

Shortly thereafter the man sent another letter.

Dear Mr. Kipling:
I sold the story of your one-word reply to a newspaper for $200. The enclosed check is your half.