06-16-2005, 08:11 PM
Minionman,Jun 16 2005, 03:03 PM Wrote:This forum isn't getting close to a liberal joke. A liberal joke would be:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A Liberal
A liberal who?
A liberalally liberal.
(Obviously could use some improvement.)
(Last parentheses is a small understatement.)
(Guess that joke kind of proves the second sentence, though not in the way it was meant.)
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Knock Knock
Who is it?
Plumber.
I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it?
Flowers.
What... for who?
Plumber
You're... that crazy shark aren't you?
No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?
A dolphin! Ok!
**Gobble**
This is the proper way to tell a knock knock joke.
Knock knock...
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."