06-10-2005, 05:56 AM
DeeBye,Jun 9 2005, 11:51 PM Wrote:Can we make fart jokes and discuss humorous fart-related stories in this thread? I think that this is reasonable.
My 2 1/2 year old son and my wife were playing Thomas the Tank Engine together. My son has a plethora of Thomas trains, and the both of them settled down to have a go. When my wife sat down she let out the tiniest, most feminine, almost inaudible fart.
brrreet!
My son was clanging around his trains and yelling "CHOO CHOO!" during this time. I don't know how he heard it. He must have magical ears or something.
My son said, "What's THAT noise?" :huh: (he seriously had that smiley's look on his face)
With careful misdirection I convinced him that our kitty made that noise. My wife and I were trying not to bust our innards laughing.
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You just made this old man's night. ROFL!
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."