The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish for eternal happiness. (again)
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Congratulations. Eternal happiness is now a reality; unfortunately, not for you. Eternal happiness has come to your neighbor. Yeah, the one who borrowed your weed-whacker. And seeing as part of his eternal happiness is your disappearance... Sorry buddy, but you've suffered spontaneous existence failure. You've consequently obtained your 'eternal,' but happiness? [8-ball voice] "Unclear. Ask again later!" [/8-ball voice].

I wish that I could follow the government's every-other-Friday-off scheduling (work 44 hrs one week then 36 the next taking friday off).