The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Granted. It was Al Queada, and now you are in a small, dark, dirty room with a bright light shining into your face.

I wish they made a 3 dollar bill with Richard Nixon's face on it.
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Granted. Unfortunately, "THEY" are Mogadishan counterfeiters. Even if the U.S. Treasury actually printed such a bill, the ones you have look like they were generated by the risograph (which is a fast and cheesy kind of copier). As soon as you try to buy something with a handful of them, the clerk says "Could you hold on just a second?" and calls 911. The Secret Service will be here in three minutes.

I wish my brother wouldn't use my towel.