05-26-2005, 12:06 AM
DSTheHermit,May 25 2005, 02:38 PM Wrote:Granted. Instead, you now see Sally Struthers nude twenty-four hours a day and frequently receive DVDs of Michael Jackson's extracirricular activities in the mail, which big, burly men with truncheons force you to watch.
And while we're dreaming of the impossible, I wish I could marry Griselda. Perhaps she has an identical twin stashed away somewhere.
Wonder how quickly that'll get me killed, so sayeth The Hermit.
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POOF! It wins you:
Quote:Anyone who uses toilet humor to corrupt wishes will die a horrible, screaming death, trapped in the tank of a Port-o-Potty throughout the month of July (how appropriate).
It may not exactly fit your corruption but it sounds entertaining as a punishment.
I wish Griselda would make an appearance and give you what for! :lol:
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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein