The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Poof! Now all your customers WERE friendly and smart and because this contradicts with the Basic Rules of the Universe™ the universe implodes instantly and an alternate universe is created in which all customers are even more horrid and as a bonus, your employer despises you so much that when he sees you foam is coming out of his mouth.
I wish I would never have to shave ever again (oh this is just TOO easy).
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Granted. You're now preadolescent and will continue to un-age until you reach the point of conception, at which point you disappear and will have never existed.

I wish I had one full tin of every kind of sour Altoids. Little 1.76-ounce tins like they sell them in.