04-28-2005, 04:48 PM
Doc,Apr 28 2005, 07:05 AM Wrote:Don't forget, Batman took on the whole Justice League.
He kicked Superman's ass. I mean he tore old Superman a new a-hole. A memorable quote from Superman... "I live in fear of what Bruce may do to me."
He used a machine to give The Flash epileptic fits... The Flash believed that he had spent years kicking around, because he was moving at the speed of light during these fits.
Aquaman. I don't see why Bats bothered, but he implanted hypnotic suggestion that Aquaman was hydrophobic - deathly afraid of the water. Meh.
The Green Lantern was taken out with the clever use of mirrors.
And the poor Martian Man Hunter had an uncontrolable fit of sneezing induced on him, causing him to randomly change forms and become completely unstable.
And the Wonder Woman? Bats used pheromones to make himself irresistable. She tore him up. She completely exhausted her self chasing after him. And then she was tied up with her own lasso.
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Yeah, but most of DC's heroes are wussy!
It all comes down to who's name is on the cover and whether it's a graphic novel or a series.
My favorite set: Wolverine vs Havoc in the Meltdown graphic novels.
The Bill of No Rights
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein