How many ________does it take...

[Gregorius]

How many Blizzard programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's "working as intended."

Sorry, that was mean. Oh well, so is the next one.

How many Blizzard programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, but they'll be done "soon."

How many high school students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to finally give in and one to complain about how he can't sleep anymore.