04-04-2005, 06:04 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-04-2005, 06:05 PM by Lady Vashj.)
Fill in the blank, insert your own punchline. That simple.
Examples:
How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He holds the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around him.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They can't. They sit in the dark and cry.
How many calculus professors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(d/dx (x^2))/2x.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'm very glad you asked that particular question, and I'd be more than happy to answer it after giving it some due thought. But in the meantime, what I'd really like to talk about is....
Examples:
How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He holds the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around him.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They can't. They sit in the dark and cry.
How many calculus professors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(d/dx (x^2))/2x.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'm very glad you asked that particular question, and I'd be more than happy to answer it after giving it some due thought. But in the meantime, what I'd really like to talk about is....
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"It was a quiet day...the kind of quiet that happens just before the entire Sioux nation comes up over the ridge."
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