03-05-2005, 07:45 AM
Wearing pants!
All those seams bunched up into delicate areas of male anotomy. Zippers. Hot sweaty swampy feelings on warm days. Hated it so much, I have stopped wearing pants.
Colonoscopy. Need I say more? I could... But folk would run screaming from this thread.
Prostate exams. See above.
Feeling an object enter your body that shouldn't be there. Deebye mentioned needles, but I would like to add to that list; bullets, knives, animal horns, teeth, and claws, a steering column from a volkswagen microbus, blowgun darts, splinters or otherwise sharp objects that slide up under your finger and or toenails, ornamental iron fences with those sharp pokey points, wooden stakes, nails, crossbow bolts or arrows, jacks, you know, kids play with these spikey little bits of metal and a ball, jacks, broken glass, burning hot metal shrapnel from something that just exploded, anything piercing your eyeball, forks, spoons, plastic legos slicing into your foot, aw crap I could go on, but I wont. Oh, one more thing. Harpoons definately DO NOT belong in the human body, use with caution.
Oh, getting snapped in a metal bear trap is not a pleasant sensation either. It is a varitable symphony of tactile stimulation of an unpleasant and uncomfortable nature.
All those seams bunched up into delicate areas of male anotomy. Zippers. Hot sweaty swampy feelings on warm days. Hated it so much, I have stopped wearing pants.
Colonoscopy. Need I say more? I could... But folk would run screaming from this thread.
Prostate exams. See above.
Feeling an object enter your body that shouldn't be there. Deebye mentioned needles, but I would like to add to that list; bullets, knives, animal horns, teeth, and claws, a steering column from a volkswagen microbus, blowgun darts, splinters or otherwise sharp objects that slide up under your finger and or toenails, ornamental iron fences with those sharp pokey points, wooden stakes, nails, crossbow bolts or arrows, jacks, you know, kids play with these spikey little bits of metal and a ball, jacks, broken glass, burning hot metal shrapnel from something that just exploded, anything piercing your eyeball, forks, spoons, plastic legos slicing into your foot, aw crap I could go on, but I wont. Oh, one more thing. Harpoons definately DO NOT belong in the human body, use with caution.
Oh, getting snapped in a metal bear trap is not a pleasant sensation either. It is a varitable symphony of tactile stimulation of an unpleasant and uncomfortable nature.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."