02-20-2005, 05:02 AM
Count Duckula,Feb 19 2005, 11:20 PM Wrote:*southern accent* "I'm looking for beer and porn and I ain't been finding what I'm lookin' fer either."
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SNORK!
Oh my, that's just to funny. Wrong... In a bad way, but damn funny.
And as a small correction, down here, all porn is called Playboy. Just like all soda and pop is called Coke. It don't matter if it's Hustler, or internet porn, or a magazine called ASS! It's all called Playboy down in these parts. You must remember, these people are DUMB as a sack of doorknobs.
What makes it funny is the local library actually carries Playboy... People check them out just for the articles.
**Still chortling**
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."