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[Doc]

I have been asked to leave all you can eat seafood places. I once ate about 10 pounds of cajun fried catfish. Mmmm.

Before I started taking better care of my self, a typical meal would be as follows. A whole fried chicken. Taters. Rice. A stick of butter to keep everything tasting good. A half a dozen biscuits or so. Some cornbread. Veggies of whatever kind. Gravy over everything. A salad. Plus a half a pie or so for desert. Every day. Powereating? No. Typical Southern Meal.

In Washington state, out on the backroads, out by Leavenworth Washington, out past Plain, there is a little place called the Oxbow. And they have (Or had) something called "The Big Ox Burger." It was a burger the size of your head. I used to go in there after a week of working my scrawny ass off and eat 2 or 3 of these big bastards, much to the horror of the waitresses. Plus a basket of fries and all the coke I could slurp. I would then, after taking a short nap, go into Leavenworth, to this little place off the back of Main Street, I think it was called The Gingerbread Factory, and do further damage to my self by consuming a massive hazelnut expresso milkshake, and a dozen or so cookies. I would then walk the streets of this quaint Bravarianesque village, belching, drinking beer, and scaring the hell out of the locals, many of whom called me the Troll. I would end the day by eating bratwursts with sourkrout till I went near comatose, and then I would drag my self back to my lair to recuperate from my wanton excess.

At times, I think I might have an eating disorder.