01-25-2005, 01:52 AM
Quote:When she sat down with the burger, dancing with the devil himself, who can say if she knew she would finish it? How could anyone have suspected it, when legends have tried and legends have failed? Some call the burger the Widow(er) Maker, but luckily, Kate is not married. (She has, however, received dozens of marriage proposals after beating the burger, but as of press time has yet to accept any. Including mine.)
For over two hours Kate labored furiously to consume the beef and fixings that would make her name in history. As the vital third hour loomed, there was still beef on Kateâs plate. But the outcome was really never in doubt; the 18-year-old legend finished the burger with more than five minutes to spare. She wiped her face, stood up, then walked out the door and into the annals of posterity. She had just eaten a meal that was about one-tenth of her body weight.
Marriage proposals? They said she eats at least 4 meals a day... 11 pound burger in 3 hours... Are they nuts?
"annals of posterity" - interesting phrasing for an event that involves eating 6 pounds of red meat.
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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein