Holy crap! I just watched the worst *** ever

[Rinnhart]

In hushed voices and muted tones, I was told that this existed.  I still thought it might be a hoax, because there is no way that anything can be this outrageously awful.

I scoured the web until I found a copy of my worst nightmare.  Yep, it exists.  And yep, it's horrible.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193524/

The original cast was in it -- Han, Luke, Leia, Chewie, Vader et al were all played by the original actors (James Earl Jones, whyfore how thou art saken us?).

This is not a photoshopped image -- this is a legitimate screen capture.

STARRING MARK HAMILL !!
Again, this is a screen capture I took with my own mouse-wielding hand.

Bea Arthur is in this atrocity!  BEA ARTHUR!
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I am now dead on the inside. Thanks, Deebye.