11-12-2004, 06:22 PM
smithy,Nov 12 2004, 12:12 PM Wrote:I am shocked and horrified.... that the man in the joke might one day be me. :)
Smithy
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There's another joke running around:
75 year old man visits his doctor for his annual checkup.
Doctor begins: "OK, after we discussed your high risk lifestyle last time, let's see how you are doing. Your blood tests all look much better so:
Doctor: You still smoking?
Man: Nope.
Doctor: You still drinking?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still have a sweet tooth?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still have that 22 year old nymphomaniac mistress?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still skydiving?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still rock climbing?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still SCUBA diving?
Man: Nope
Doctor does some figuring.
"Sir, you are in better health than last year, I'd say you will live to be at least 90."
Man: "What would be the point of that?"
Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete