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Free Playboy! - DeeBye - 11-12-2004
http://www.playboy.com/promo/copenhagen/
Two free issues of Playboy for US residents. I'm not eligible due my Canadianism. I can't believe I'm missing out on free porn delivered to my doorstep.
Oh well, enjoy it Yanks.
edit: in case it's not obvious, the above link pointing to playboy might not be totally work-safe
Free Playboy! - Ashock - 11-12-2004
DeeBye,Nov 11 2004, 11:05 PM Wrote:http://www.playboy.com/promo/copenhagen/
Two free issues of Playboy for US residents. I'm not eligible due my Canadianism. I can't believe I'm missing out on free porn delivered to my doorstep.
Oh well, enjoy it Yanks.
edit: in case it's not obvious, the above link pointing to playboy might not be totally work-safe
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Playboy does not show porn. They are just tasteful nudes!
-A
Free Playboy! - DeeBye - 11-12-2004
Ashock,Nov 12 2004, 02:11 AM Wrote:Playboy does not show porn. They are just tasteful nudes!
-A
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Can you send me the magazines when you're done with them? I like to read the articles.
Free Playboy! - TaMeOlta - 11-12-2004
DeeBye,Nov 12 2004, 06:13 AM Wrote:Can you send me the magazines when you're done with them? I like to read the articles.
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Theres articles ? :blink: I read the joke page ...... :P
Free Playboy! - [wcip]Angel - 11-12-2004
DeeBye,Nov 12 2004, 06:13 AM Wrote:Can you send me the magazines when you're done with them? I like to read the articles.Ship 'em over here when you're done, will you? Oh, and see if you can't get some of the stains out.. :blink:
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Free Playboy! - Occhidiangela - 11-12-2004
Ashock,Nov 12 2004, 12:11 AM Wrote:Playboy does not show porn. They are just tasteful nudes!
-A
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Tasteful? Man, there are about seven or eight puns I am just not going to post.
How dare you tempt me, what with my third cup of coffee a boiling!
Occhi
Free Playboy! - Ashock - 11-12-2004
Occhidiangela,Nov 12 2004, 08:30 AM Wrote:Tasteful? Man, there are about seven or eight puns I am just not going to post.
How dare you tempt me, what with my third cup of coffee a boiling!
Occhi
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Now, look here. I might be slightly psychotic, but I'm not psychic. Sheesh, what a grouch!!!
However, in the interest of peace and good will between our two great nations..... California and Texas, I'll try to smooth things out.
An old man goes to a doctor. The doctor looks at him and says "Mr. Katz, you should be ashamed of yourself. It's been years since your last visit, and at your age? Now we will have to run a whole battery of tests on you. We'll need your blood sample, your stool sample, your urine sample, your sperm sample..." The man says "Doctor, why bother with all those tests? I'll just leave you my underwear".
G'night, ladies and gentlemen, and drive safely.
-A
Free Playboy! - Archon_Wing - 11-12-2004
Of all honestly, I'm suprised such a thread appeared around here. Pleasently suprised though. Oh wait, it costs a bit. :)
Free Playboy! - smithy - 11-12-2004
Ashock,Nov 12 2004, 11:38 AM Wrote:Now, look here. I might be slightly psychotic, but I'm not psychic. Sheesh, what a grouch!!!
However, in the interest of peace and good will between our two great nations..... California and Texas, I'll try to smooth things out.
An old man goes to a doctor. The doctor looks at him and says "Mr. Katz, you should be ashamed of yourself. It's been years since your last visit, and at your age? Now we will have to run a whole battery of tests on you. We'll need your blood sample, your stool sample, your urine sample, your sperm sample..." The man says "Doctor, why bother with all those tests? I'll just leave you my underwear".
G'night, ladies and gentlemen, and drive safely.
-A
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I am shocked and horrified.... that the man in the joke might one day be me. :)
Smithy
Free Playboy! - Occhidiangela - 11-12-2004
smithy,Nov 12 2004, 12:12 PM Wrote:I am shocked and horrified.... that the man in the joke might one day be me. :)
Smithy
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There's another joke running around:
75 year old man visits his doctor for his annual checkup.
Doctor begins: "OK, after we discussed your high risk lifestyle last time, let's see how you are doing. Your blood tests all look much better so:
Doctor: You still smoking?
Man: Nope.
Doctor: You still drinking?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still have a sweet tooth?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still have that 22 year old nymphomaniac mistress?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still skydiving?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still rock climbing?
Man: Nope
Doctor: You still SCUBA diving?
Man: Nope
Doctor does some figuring.
"Sir, you are in better health than last year, I'd say you will live to be at least 90."
Man: "What would be the point of that?"
Occhi
Free Playboy! - DeeBye - 11-13-2004
[wcip]Angel,Nov 12 2004, 09:51 AM Wrote:Ship 'em over here when you're done, will you? Oh, and see if you can't get some of the stains out.. :blink:
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I will do this just because I want to be the first one on my block to say "I've shipped porn to Norway!"
Free Playboy! - Lissa - 11-13-2004
Occhidiangela,Nov 12 2004, 11:22 AM Wrote:Doctor: You still have that 22 year old nymphomaniac mistress?
Man: Nope
Occhi
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This reminds me of something I heard sometime back about a 72 year old codger that runs (ran?) one of the biggest clubs in Berlin and said he would leave 100k to the woman that would off him (through a heart attack) while getting himself off with her. Probably healthy as a horse someone pronounced to after reading what the bet was... :o :P
Free Playboy! - LochnarITB - 11-18-2004
Gee thanks!
I come back from 4 days at the hospital and see your link and think "hmm... haven't looked through a Playboy in several years what with all the good jokes and articles you can find on the internet - I'll have to give this DeeBye Freebie⢠a try". I click the link only to be mocked with
Quote:SORRY!
The two free issue offer ended on November 15th.
If you would still like more information
about receiving Playboy magazine,
click here for our lowest subscription offer!
If I would have known that you were going to come up with this, I would have waited to give myself a hernia so I could go in for emergency surgery a couple days later. Now you took all the fun out of it! :angry: