04-04-2003, 01:18 AM
A catapult.
*sets the scene*
playplayplayplayplay
"Honey, dinner's ready."
*victim turns from monitor* "Pardon me?"
"I said that your dinner's ready!"
"Oh! Be right there... " *insert girly paladin death-scream*
*victim stares at monitor* :blink:
... shaddup about it.
*sets the scene*
playplayplayplayplay
"Honey, dinner's ready."
*victim turns from monitor* "Pardon me?"
"I said that your dinner's ready!"
"Oh! Be right there... " *insert girly paladin death-scream*
*victim stares at monitor* :blink:
... shaddup about it.
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.