06-23-2004, 06:34 AM
You stole my pizza you jerk! You smell like a camel that's been nothing but chocolate ex-laxx wrapped in jalapeno peppers, stuffed with baked beans, twisted through 20 year old compost filled with eggs so old they've had grandchicken!
Your heckling reeks so bad, you make cesspool workers proud of their smell. When the ugly want to look good, they ask you to stand next to them.
When the vasectomy procedure was invented, doctors had one and only one reason, to stop the world from producing another you.
New designers of golf balls take after your pimple pocked marked head for the shape people most want to take a swing at with an iron club.
When squirrels go looking for nuts, they know to avoid your legs.
You take so long going poop in an outhouse, its been upgraded to a bathroom.
Your heckling reeks so bad, you make cesspool workers proud of their smell. When the ugly want to look good, they ask you to stand next to them.
When the vasectomy procedure was invented, doctors had one and only one reason, to stop the world from producing another you.
New designers of golf balls take after your pimple pocked marked head for the shape people most want to take a swing at with an iron club.
When squirrels go looking for nuts, they know to avoid your legs.
You take so long going poop in an outhouse, its been upgraded to a bathroom.