Old gamers...
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LavCat,Jun 9 2004, 08:16 AM Wrote:
DeeBye,Jun 8 2004, 01:02 AM Wrote:Urinary incontinence is a serious problem for us old folks!  It puts a severe damper on extended multiplayer gaming sessions.

I once tried to forego a much-needed Depends changing during a D2LoD game.  I was a part of a great group, and I really didn't want to go AFK for the 3 minutes it would have taken me to change my diaper.  I pushed on, and I regretted it.

My diaper leaked in a big way.  Urine was pooled up below my computer.  My Depends wasn't so dependable at all.

I could deal with the urine.  I am used to that.  I always have a mop and bucket handy for such issues.  The major problem was that I also lost control of my bowels during the game.  This is a rare occurance for us old folks, but once in a while it does happen.

So I'm sitting in front of my computer with a large urine pool below me, and  an ever-expanding liquid feces phenomenon occuring in my pants.  I should have grabbed the mop and bucket and cleaned the mess up, but the party I was in was really questing it up.  I couldn't drop out of the party I was in, because it was questing FAST.  I gained like 5 levels in half an hour.

I spent like 3 hours cleaning up after that.  My computer chair still stinks.

DeeBye,

Unless you seriously have a problem at your advanced age, which I tend to doubt, I need to say I find this line of posting moderately offensive. I tried gentle sarcasm to bring this to your attention, but it did not seem to work. Such is the nature of the medium, and I don't blame you for not getting it.

If you do not have any problems peeing, I sincerely hope that it is something you are spared as you get older.
oops... and I just wanted to say that this was one of the funiest posts/reactions I have read here on the Lounge.

Anyway I can just say that often it is very good to laugh about things that are not so nice. If we always would be dead-serious about everything it would be .......well.....just not a lot of fun.


What is carpel tunnel by the way?
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Old gamers... - by Guest - 06-08-2004, 12:57 AM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-08-2004, 02:10 AM
Old gamers... - by Quark - 06-08-2004, 02:54 AM
Old gamers... - by Bun-Bun - 06-08-2004, 03:30 AM
Old gamers... - by LavCat - 06-08-2004, 03:42 AM
Old gamers... - by LavCat - 06-08-2004, 03:50 AM
Old gamers... - by Guest - 06-08-2004, 04:13 AM
Old gamers... - by Munkay - 06-08-2004, 04:56 AM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-08-2004, 05:11 AM
Old gamers... - by LochnarITB - 06-08-2004, 08:36 AM
Old gamers... - by kandrathe - 06-08-2004, 09:02 AM
Old gamers... - by FunkyfooKarate - 06-08-2004, 09:13 AM
Old gamers... - by ShadowHM - 06-08-2004, 11:03 AM
Old gamers... - by AtomicKitKat - 06-08-2004, 11:16 AM
Old gamers... - by ShadowHM - 06-08-2004, 12:12 PM
Old gamers... - by Tal - 06-08-2004, 12:55 PM
Old gamers... - by AtomicKitKat - 06-08-2004, 01:07 PM
Old gamers... - by TaMeOlta - 06-08-2004, 02:02 PM
Old gamers... - by kandrathe - 06-08-2004, 02:14 PM
Old gamers... - by Guest - 06-09-2004, 12:13 AM
Old gamers... - by WarLocke - 06-09-2004, 02:18 AM
Old gamers... - by Assur - 06-09-2004, 03:34 AM
Old gamers... - by LavCat - 06-09-2004, 08:25 AM
Old gamers... - by eppie - 06-09-2004, 12:13 PM
Old gamers... - by WarLocke - 06-09-2004, 01:21 PM
Old gamers... - by TaMeOlta - 06-09-2004, 01:27 PM
Old gamers... - by Munkay - 06-09-2004, 02:30 PM
Old gamers... - by [wcip]Angel - 06-09-2004, 02:40 PM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-09-2004, 02:57 PM
Old gamers... - by Dako-ta - 06-10-2004, 12:25 AM
Old gamers... - by WarLocke - 06-10-2004, 12:41 AM
Old gamers... - by --Pete - 06-10-2004, 01:29 AM
Old gamers... - by ShadowHM - 06-10-2004, 01:36 AM
Old gamers... - by LochnarITB - 06-10-2004, 01:37 AM
Old gamers... - by Bun-Bun - 06-10-2004, 03:04 AM
Old gamers... - by LavCat - 06-10-2004, 03:41 AM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-10-2004, 03:57 AM
Old gamers... - by kandrathe - 06-10-2004, 04:01 AM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-10-2004, 04:06 AM
Old gamers... - by LavCat - 06-10-2004, 05:19 AM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-10-2004, 06:25 AM
Old gamers... - by eppie - 06-10-2004, 06:50 AM
Old gamers... - by LochnarITB - 06-10-2004, 07:06 AM
Old gamers... - by Rinnhart - 06-10-2004, 08:27 AM
Old gamers... - by ShadowHM - 06-10-2004, 11:17 AM
Old gamers... - by Sabra - 06-10-2004, 11:38 AM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-10-2004, 01:14 PM
Old gamers... - by LemmingofGlory - 06-10-2004, 02:55 PM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-10-2004, 03:44 PM
Old gamers... - by Brista - 06-10-2004, 04:04 PM
Old gamers... - by AtomicKitKat - 06-10-2004, 06:44 PM
Old gamers... - by Sabra - 06-10-2004, 11:33 PM
Old gamers... - by LavCat - 06-11-2004, 03:23 AM
Old gamers... - by DeeBye - 06-11-2004, 03:34 AM
Old gamers... - by LavCat - 06-11-2004, 03:38 AM
Old gamers... - by WarLocke - 06-11-2004, 05:50 AM
Old gamers... - by Sabra - 06-11-2004, 11:35 AM
Old gamers... - by Zedd - 06-12-2004, 03:05 AM
Old gamers... - by Artega - 06-13-2004, 10:51 AM
Old gamers... - by Nystul - 06-13-2004, 11:50 AM
Old gamers... - by Sabra - 06-13-2004, 12:04 PM

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