I got lost in a closet last night

[Chaerophon]

Well, I don't know if it quite formally qualifies as sleepwalking, but, when I was younger, I, like you, Dee, had a bit of a problem when it came to getting up to take a leak. I've peed on boxes, in a spare bed, and in a closet on separate occasions, and in all cases but the last one, have returned to bed and not realized what had happened until the morning! Perhaps funniest of all is that, during the bed incident, I had the good sense to pull back the sheets before doing the deed, and then replace them to their original position before retiring. Luckily, I vaguely remembered the event the next day or it could have meant disaster!

Anyways, it hasn't happened in 6 or 7 years, but I still worry that it could someday happen at a time or place when/where it would be disastrous, e.g. a hotel hallway or some such thing.