Stupid stuff you thought about as a child

[Sir_Die_alot]

For the longest time when I recited the pledge of allegiance, I pledged to be invisible. I'm sure many Americans share this one. (For you non US people the word that confused me was "indivisible")

Another one is a lot of cities use street naming systems using the alphabet. Not knowing this I remember once being confused by "A street". I thought this was the most unhelpful road sign I ever saw. :P