Let's talk about broken bones
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I've only broken two bones, but got an early start. I was born with a healed fracture to one of my left ribs near the sternum. It's presumed my twin kicked me in utero. Naturally I have no memory of the event.

My second break was an unexceptional index finger hyperextension. The bad part wasn't how bad it was -- it was fairly mild -- but how embarrassing the accident turned out to be.

I was playing basketball, and leaped up to shoot. A fat kid leaped up to block me, and my finger went into his navel. When he plunged earthward, it broke my finger. To review, for those of you not properly picturing the full extent of the humiliation, I leaped into the air and extended my arm all the way while shooting the ball -- and the fat kid leaped so much higher that the highest point on my body came up into his stomach.

:blush:

Sailboat
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