03-26-2004, 04:25 PM
I should be outlawed from replying to threads like these.
Multiple skull fractures over a course of a life time. Several of them resulted in pieces of skull protruding from the skin. Jaw as well. Once collapsed my entire face and my jawbone disconnected from it's sockets and was pushed back past my ear lobes. Owie.
Several broken neckbones and backbones.
I think all of my ribs, even my short spare ribs, have been broken. I think. It's hard to keep track.
Broke my pelvis once. That was memorable. Well worth the experience of hang gliding.
Fractures of all kinds in all arm and leg bones, including compound fractures. Bones jutting up through the skin is NO fun boys and girls. Me and my foolish love of motorcycles, and speed.
Fingers and toes look like hell. All of them are crooked and I am missing the tips of my fingers and toes from frostbite.
Things that you should never break or damage or have done.
Testicles. I ruptured one. I wont describe it. But gravity is a cruel bitch of a master.
Getting gored. Just not fun. Went bow hunting. A lot. Back when John Denver was doing his Rocky Mountain High thing. Shot a big deer that decided to take it personal and wanted to show me what a piercing object in your torso felt like. Most unpleasant. But a good life experience. Much respect of animals gained.
Getting mauled. Once again, just not fun. Never ever under any circumstances bother a bear in a raspberry patch. Anything that looks like a big brown mossy boulder is most likely a bear.
White water rafting is fun. Halting your forward momentum by smacking your head into a rock after you fall out is not fun. Always wear a helmet kids!
Had I known I would live thing long, I would have taken better care of my self.
Multiple skull fractures over a course of a life time. Several of them resulted in pieces of skull protruding from the skin. Jaw as well. Once collapsed my entire face and my jawbone disconnected from it's sockets and was pushed back past my ear lobes. Owie.
Several broken neckbones and backbones.
I think all of my ribs, even my short spare ribs, have been broken. I think. It's hard to keep track.
Broke my pelvis once. That was memorable. Well worth the experience of hang gliding.
Fractures of all kinds in all arm and leg bones, including compound fractures. Bones jutting up through the skin is NO fun boys and girls. Me and my foolish love of motorcycles, and speed.
Fingers and toes look like hell. All of them are crooked and I am missing the tips of my fingers and toes from frostbite.
Things that you should never break or damage or have done.
Testicles. I ruptured one. I wont describe it. But gravity is a cruel bitch of a master.
Getting gored. Just not fun. Went bow hunting. A lot. Back when John Denver was doing his Rocky Mountain High thing. Shot a big deer that decided to take it personal and wanted to show me what a piercing object in your torso felt like. Most unpleasant. But a good life experience. Much respect of animals gained.
Getting mauled. Once again, just not fun. Never ever under any circumstances bother a bear in a raspberry patch. Anything that looks like a big brown mossy boulder is most likely a bear.
White water rafting is fun. Halting your forward momentum by smacking your head into a rock after you fall out is not fun. Always wear a helmet kids!
Had I known I would live thing long, I would have taken better care of my self.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."