Hello, from a fellow lurker

[Nystul]

More more more!! (a poem on the cring please)

Here's a quicky for ya:

Das Regard's Constricting Ring Analysis Condensed (Limerick Version)

I once found a ring made of gold,
With a giant orange gemstone, how bold!
Resistance, it maxed 'em.
But life forces, it taxed 'em...
And it made me rich once it was sold!