03-04-2004, 08:26 PM
To quote the greatest comedian of the 21st century, the best of them all: Ricky Gervais
David Brent: "Happy birthday by the way"
Tim: "Thank you"
David Brent: "Which one is it?"
Tim: "It's 30"
David Brent: "The big three oh. That's the worst one, innit?"
Tim: "Mhm"
David Brent: "Ohhh, I know what you're thinkin': 'my youth's over.' Oh, I remember when I was thirty, I was like you goin' 'ooh. I'm in a rubbish job, my life's rubbish, nothing good ever happesn to me, when will it change, but .. you know" (*points at own office and the workers he's in charge of*)
Tim: "mhm"
David Brent: "Things *do* change.
Tim: "mhm"
David Brent: "So it could be worse; there's a neighbour of mine... "Kelvin" (*smirks*). He's 32, and he still lives with his parents (*almost starts laughing*)
Tim: "I live with *my* parents"
David Brent: (*reacts instantaniously*) Cherish 'em ... really. Because you will miss them ... when they're not around. Both.. both of mine are dead."
Tim: "Oh"
David Brent: "So..." Dad isn't *dead*, he's .. in a home. So .. as good as. He was .. uhm .. Oh God.. called out the other night, 3 AM, by the nurses. He was convinced there was a Japanese sniper on the roof of Debenhams
Gareth: "Does that look into his room?"
David Brent: "Yeah the back of the roof looks directly into his room, yeah."
Gareth: "Good spot. That's where I would be if I had to take someone out... that lived there.
David Brent: "And I had to go into the room with him and go "look, dad, there's no Japanese sniper."
Gareth: "So .. so who was it? Who was up there?"
David Brent: "No one was there."
Gareth: "Oh."
David Brent: "It's his imagination. He was just .. there was no one there."
Gareth: "Lucky, that's lucky. 'cause if there was a sniper up there, he wouldn't see him. He'd be like (*turns head*) 'oh, no one's there.' (*turns head and gestures bullet impact in back of skull as well as brain matter flying out of forehead*) Poff poch poftch!"
Tim & David stares in disbelief
David Brent: "Anyway.. He is a vegetable now.. and that's something we all can look forward to. So...(*pats Tim on the back*) happy birthday."
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And happy birthday, Griselda!
David Brent: "Happy birthday by the way"
Tim: "Thank you"
David Brent: "Which one is it?"
Tim: "It's 30"
David Brent: "The big three oh. That's the worst one, innit?"
Tim: "Mhm"
David Brent: "Ohhh, I know what you're thinkin': 'my youth's over.' Oh, I remember when I was thirty, I was like you goin' 'ooh. I'm in a rubbish job, my life's rubbish, nothing good ever happesn to me, when will it change, but .. you know" (*points at own office and the workers he's in charge of*)
Tim: "mhm"
David Brent: "Things *do* change.
Tim: "mhm"
David Brent: "So it could be worse; there's a neighbour of mine... "Kelvin" (*smirks*). He's 32, and he still lives with his parents (*almost starts laughing*)
Tim: "I live with *my* parents"
David Brent: (*reacts instantaniously*) Cherish 'em ... really. Because you will miss them ... when they're not around. Both.. both of mine are dead."
Tim: "Oh"
David Brent: "So..." Dad isn't *dead*, he's .. in a home. So .. as good as. He was .. uhm .. Oh God.. called out the other night, 3 AM, by the nurses. He was convinced there was a Japanese sniper on the roof of Debenhams
Gareth: "Does that look into his room?"
David Brent: "Yeah the back of the roof looks directly into his room, yeah."
Gareth: "Good spot. That's where I would be if I had to take someone out... that lived there.
David Brent: "And I had to go into the room with him and go "look, dad, there's no Japanese sniper."
Gareth: "So .. so who was it? Who was up there?"
David Brent: "No one was there."
Gareth: "Oh."
David Brent: "It's his imagination. He was just .. there was no one there."
Gareth: "Lucky, that's lucky. 'cause if there was a sniper up there, he wouldn't see him. He'd be like (*turns head*) 'oh, no one's there.' (*turns head and gestures bullet impact in back of skull as well as brain matter flying out of forehead*) Poff poch poftch!"
Tim & David stares in disbelief
David Brent: "Anyway.. He is a vegetable now.. and that's something we all can look forward to. So...(*pats Tim on the back*) happy birthday."
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Seriously: It's only £12 pr season at Play.com. Get The Office now!! :)
And happy birthday, Griselda!
