Oh those whacky half-time shows
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I am plotting a terrible act of domestic terrorism. And yes, I hope the Homeland Security Drones that combs the net looking for those keywords find me.

A massive outbreak, hopefully on camera for some televised event, of public noodity. Not just a little titty flashing... but NOODITY. NEKKED. If America is outraged by one lone, single, little itty bitty titty, I can picture the entire country collectively fainting at the sight of all that skin. During this time, I will marshal my forces and seize control of America.

Pinky, I am amazed at people's reaction to a nipple piercing. Are you thinking what I am thinking?

I think so Brain... But why would anybody want to Pierce Brosnan?

Pinky, I am going to have to hurt you. Now concentrate. If people are stunned by a lone nipple, imagine what they would do at the sight of a thousand raging angry pointy warrior nipples... The very thought makes me tingle Pinky.

Narf... er, Brain, where are we going to find 1000 baby bottles at this time of night?

Pinky, your iintelligence is shared by the unwashed masses of America. This should be a piece of cake. The resistance will be quieted with shiny things.

Soon we take over America Pinky... And then we take over the world!
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-02-2004, 05:25 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Artega - 02-02-2004, 06:41 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by NiteFox - 02-02-2004, 08:45 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Roland - 02-02-2004, 10:03 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Nystul - 02-02-2004, 12:40 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by [wcip]Angel - 02-02-2004, 01:38 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Tal - 02-02-2004, 02:08 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by [wcip]Angel - 02-02-2004, 02:13 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Tal - 02-02-2004, 02:14 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Tal - 02-02-2004, 03:00 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Nystul - 02-02-2004, 03:13 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by NiteFox - 02-02-2004, 03:31 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-02-2004, 03:36 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by NiteFox - 02-02-2004, 04:29 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Sir_Die_alot - 02-02-2004, 04:30 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Nystul - 02-02-2004, 04:50 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by [wcip]Angel - 02-02-2004, 04:51 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by WarLocke - 02-02-2004, 07:04 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-02-2004, 08:01 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by channel1 - 02-02-2004, 08:28 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Sir_Die_alot - 02-03-2004, 01:13 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Archon_Wing - 02-03-2004, 03:01 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Roland - 02-03-2004, 04:05 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Roland - 02-03-2004, 04:09 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Doc - 02-03-2004, 04:52 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-03-2004, 04:55 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Archon_Wing - 02-03-2004, 05:33 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Doc - 02-03-2004, 05:57 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by kandrathe - 02-03-2004, 06:09 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-03-2004, 06:12 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by kandrathe - 02-03-2004, 06:15 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by LochnarITB - 02-03-2004, 08:02 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by eppie - 02-03-2004, 11:23 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by TaMeOlta - 02-03-2004, 12:32 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Tal - 02-03-2004, 01:04 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Sir_Die_alot - 02-03-2004, 02:38 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Lady Vashj - 02-03-2004, 03:15 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Doc - 02-03-2004, 04:27 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Jeunemaitre - 02-03-2004, 09:20 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-03-2004, 09:54 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Jeunemaitre - 02-03-2004, 10:07 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by [wcip]Angel - 02-03-2004, 11:11 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Nystul - 02-04-2004, 12:11 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by LochnarITB - 02-04-2004, 01:49 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-04-2004, 03:29 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by LochnarITB - 02-04-2004, 05:45 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-04-2004, 06:11 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by LochnarITB - 02-04-2004, 08:02 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by AtomicKitKat - 02-04-2004, 11:08 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Cryptic - 02-04-2004, 04:43 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by [wcip]Angel - 02-04-2004, 09:29 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by --Pete - 02-04-2004, 10:13 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by channel1 - 02-04-2004, 11:02 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by LochnarITB - 02-04-2004, 11:55 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by TheDragoon - 02-05-2004, 04:07 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by gimlisam - 02-05-2004, 07:42 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Nystul - 02-05-2004, 11:24 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by kandrathe - 02-06-2004, 12:13 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Oomph-aak - 02-06-2004, 01:48 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-06-2004, 03:23 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by WarLocke - 02-06-2004, 04:36 AM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Walkiry - 02-06-2004, 02:39 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Roland - 02-06-2004, 02:48 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by JustAGuy - 02-06-2004, 06:22 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by Nystul - 02-08-2004, 11:00 PM
Oh those whacky half-time shows - by DeeBye - 02-09-2004, 01:32 AM

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