12-16-2003, 04:28 PM
Like, for instance, that the Scouring of the Shire is completely omitted?
Pass, thanks. I'll hold out for the extended dvd, instead of forking out $15 per person for the "Reader's Digest" version to be enjoyed with the coughing, cell-phone-ringing, seat-kicking, "Orlando is so cute!" masses.
Enjoy the show. Say hello from me to the bastard behind you that won't shut up.
Pass, thanks. I'll hold out for the extended dvd, instead of forking out $15 per person for the "Reader's Digest" version to be enjoyed with the coughing, cell-phone-ringing, seat-kicking, "Orlando is so cute!" masses.
Enjoy the show. Say hello from me to the bastard behind you that won't shut up.
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.