Ode to the Lost Golem

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Ode to the Lost Golem

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10-11-2003, 08:39 AM

In a tavern long ago,
A golem wandered to and fro.
It served the drinks and puzzled guests
With odd advice to aid their quests.
To the newcomer it would say
These tips just might save your day:
When fat demon says "Fresh Meat!"
use Butcher Bashing strats by Pete!
When tall king comes back from dead
Fire a holy bolt at his head!
Choosing a bow to kill the rest?
Everyone knows Needler is the Best!
Eaglehorn is also kool.
The GPOW user is a tool.
Read these excellent posts and links
And you'll survive the glooms and blinks.
And when gold coins in dungeon gleam,
IGNORE THE STUPID PYRAMID SCHEME!

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Ode to the Lost Golem - by Nystul - 10-11-2003, 08:39 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Sr.Juez - 10-11-2003, 11:49 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by LemmingofGlory - 10-11-2003, 05:19 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Draconis - 10-11-2003, 08:08 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Vandiablo - 10-12-2003, 07:36 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Nystul - 10-12-2003, 08:44 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Nystul - 10-12-2003, 09:06 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Nystul - 10-12-2003, 09:23 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 10-12-2003, 02:52 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by LemmingofGlory - 10-12-2003, 03:09 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 10-12-2003, 05:25 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 10-12-2003, 05:43 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by dotPlaid - 10-15-2003, 11:06 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Count Duckula - 10-19-2003, 10:33 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Occhidiangela - 10-20-2003, 03:57 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by LemmingofGlory - 10-20-2003, 12:12 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Walkiry - 10-20-2003, 12:45 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Occhidiangela - 10-21-2003, 08:41 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Nystul - 10-26-2003, 01:57 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Occhidiangela - 10-27-2003, 03:56 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Lelorinel - 10-27-2003, 09:39 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 10-29-2003, 03:27 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Lelorinel - 10-29-2003, 04:09 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Jeunemaitre - 10-29-2003, 02:38 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Baajikiil - 10-29-2003, 07:36 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Lelorinel - 10-29-2003, 08:31 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Daemon - 10-30-2003, 12:39 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 10-30-2003, 04:58 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by NiteFox - 10-30-2003, 01:28 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Daemon - 10-30-2003, 02:27 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Yogi_Baar - 10-30-2003, 05:25 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Daemon - 10-30-2003, 10:34 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Draconis - 11-01-2003, 03:09 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by the Langolier - 11-01-2003, 07:39 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 11-01-2003, 10:40 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Occhidiangela - 12-13-2003, 12:55 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Lady Vashj - 01-26-2004, 05:37 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 02-05-2004, 05:12 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Darcia - 05-07-2004, 12:08 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Darcia - 05-07-2004, 12:12 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Nystul - 05-24-2004, 12:59 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Urza-DSF - 07-03-2004, 10:08 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Occhidiangela - 02-07-2005, 08:13 PM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Nystul - 03-10-2005, 12:26 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by Obi2Kenobi - 03-23-2005, 06:30 AM

Ode to the Lost Golem - by danifilth - 11-18-2005, 12:26 PM

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