10-01-2003, 09:12 PM
Spouse? Hell!!
My wife eats cheese, eggs, oatmeal, and bread just like I do. The two of us together are the Gruesome Twosome, a husband and wife tag team. She does the pretty girls don't fart fart. You know, the ones that never make a sound but sear your lungs from chemical burns.
As an interesting side note, I have been declared a "Medical Oddity" because of my excess flatulence. I seem to produce more gas then is humanly possible, and I have the medical tests to prove it.
My wife eats cheese, eggs, oatmeal, and bread just like I do. The two of us together are the Gruesome Twosome, a husband and wife tag team. She does the pretty girls don't fart fart. You know, the ones that never make a sound but sear your lungs from chemical burns.
As an interesting side note, I have been declared a "Medical Oddity" because of my excess flatulence. I seem to produce more gas then is humanly possible, and I have the medical tests to prove it.
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."