09-22-2003, 09:22 PM
Quote:Thought for the day: How many nits could a nit-picker pick, if a nit-picker could pick nits?
Depends whose hair the monkey is picking.
"The axe? Aye, that's a good weapon, balanced against any foe. Look how it cleaves the air, and then, imagine a nice fat demon head in its path. Keep in mind, however, that it is slow to swing - but talk about dealing a heavy blow!"