I'm going to call in sick tomorrow
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Call into work and say you have "Explosive Diarrhea" due to highly contagious stomach flu.

Most times, they'll pay you to stay at home with that!





BTW, speaking of the squirts... What do you call a vego with the runs?


A salad shooter...
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by DeeBye - 08-19-2003, 05:44 AM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by Doc - 08-19-2003, 06:40 AM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by NiteFox - 08-19-2003, 06:37 PM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by Roland - 08-21-2003, 02:27 AM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by Catflap - 08-21-2003, 02:58 AM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by Haider - 08-21-2003, 06:25 AM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by TaMeOlta - 08-21-2003, 11:24 AM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by NiteFox - 08-21-2003, 06:31 PM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by channel1 - 08-21-2003, 10:44 PM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by DeeBye - 08-21-2003, 11:02 PM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by DeeBye - 08-21-2003, 11:03 PM
I'm going to call in sick tomorrow - by Vandiablo - 08-26-2003, 05:06 AM

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