08-02-2003, 03:50 PM
Yes. 'Tis tragic... the phenomenon known as "Virtual Asthma" seems to be reaching epidemic proportions.
Every time someone writes like that, I get a mental image of Stevie off of Malcolm in the Middle, gasping for air between every syllable:
"You... can't... possibly... expect... anyone...to... read... this... drivel... can... you?"
Every time someone writes like that, I get a mental image of Stevie off of Malcolm in the Middle, gasping for air between every syllable:
"You... can't... possibly... expect... anyone...to... read... this... drivel... can... you?"
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.