Just another reason to hate religious extremists and organized religion in general...
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Population Genetics

Whenever I get a package of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser" and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars Inc., along with a 3 x 5 card reading "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free ½ pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can only be one.

Author Unknown, found in a U of T BIO150 Lab Manual

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yes... do go on... - by Hammerskjold - 06-06-2013, 04:58 AM
RE: Just another reason to hate - by kandrathe - 06-06-2013, 10:35 PM
Pie vs Pac-Man - by Hammerskjold - 06-07-2013, 08:04 PM
that's nice, dear. - by Hammerskjold - 06-07-2013, 06:00 PM
Aww it's ok dearie. - by Hammerskjold - 06-07-2013, 09:48 PM
RE: Just another reason to hate religious extremists and organized religion in general... - by Alram - 06-10-2013, 04:21 AM
RE: Just another reason to hate... - by kandrathe - 06-09-2013, 11:49 PM

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