Enlisted in the Marine Corps

[pakman]

I was in army ROTC in high school, but that doesn't compare to the Marines, but I did my Ealge project for them :) I collected toys for Toys for Tots, that's about the closest I got to the Marines.

Good luck.

"I am Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann, your senior drill instructor. You will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewars will be 'sir,' do you maggots underestand that?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"********, I can't hear you! Sound off like you got a pair!"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war, but until that day you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, you are not even human ******* beings; youare nothing more than unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****. Because I am hard, you will not like me, but the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair.

There is no racial bigotry, I don't look down on (racial slur), (racial slur), (racial slur), or (racials slur). Here you are all equally worthless, and it is my duty to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps."

"Do you maggots understand that!?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"******** I can't hear you!"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"What's your name scumbag?"

"Sir,Pivate Brown, sir!"

"********, from now on you're Private Snowball, do you like that name?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"Well there's on thing you won't like Private Snowball, they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall."

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"Is that you John Wayne, is this me?"

"Who said that? Who the **** said that! Who's the slimy, little, communist ****, twinkle-toed, ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ******* godmother said it. I'l ******* stand here, I will PT you all until you ******* die!!! I'll PT you until you ******** are sucking buttermilk"

"Was it you you scroungy little ****, huh?!!"

"Sir, no, sir!"

That's all about what I can remember....oh well.