A Lurker Lounge Contest

[Walkiry]

(...) and so it became clear that I had a problem in my hands, not because I was in the wrong, although perhaps that's what people might think when they learn I peeked inside his mind (nothing could justify seing myself inside it, riding a horse while naked, and yes, riding), but because Cain's mind was so dirty it kind of got plastered all over my staff and there was no way to remove it now.