06-22-2003, 07:56 AM
goldfish,Jun 21 2003, 12:32 AM Wrote:Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
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Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. They don't want to sound like the Baptists.
(I picked Baptists based on my own personal dating history, thank you very much. The OH GOD can't be right, cuz pagans have gods, they're just not Christian gods)
or...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. They want to let sleeping dogs lay?
or....
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Noisy fornication attracts Zeus, who impregnates all the women.
or...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Shut up, hold this mistletoe in your teeth, bend over, and be quiet.
or ...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Because the quiet castration wasn't attracting new members.
and lastly...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Who doesn't?
-V