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Joke waiting for a punch line - goldfish - 06-21-2003
I saw this article online, about a pagan band asking for an area for "quiet fornication."
http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/0100ne...-name_page.html
Now, I'm no expert on paganism, and perhaps I shouldn't be making fun of them, but I couldn't help but think it funny that they want fornication . . . only if it's quiet.
In fact, I think if you asked "Why do pagans like quiet fornication?" it could be a great joke. It just needs a punch line. I can think of a few obvious ones with various low degrees of humor ("Cause the noisy kind bothers the neighbors."), but I thought that the combined comedic talent here at the LL could turn this one a classic joke. All we need now is the right punch line. Any takers?
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. . . . . . . .
Joke waiting for a punch line - WarBlade - 06-21-2003
They have more foresight than US Presidents? :huh:
Joke waiting for a punch line - DeeBye - 06-21-2003
I'm not sure, but yelling "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!" has to be in the punchline somewhere.
Joke waiting for a punch line - dahak_i - 06-21-2003
"Because screaming 'OH GOD!' just isn't an option."
Joke waiting for a punch line - Vandiablo - 06-22-2003
goldfish,Jun 21 2003, 12:32 AM Wrote:Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. . . . . . . .
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. They don't want to sound like the Baptists.
(I picked Baptists based on my own personal dating history, thank you very much. The OH GOD can't be right, cuz pagans have gods, they're just not Christian gods)
or...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. They want to let sleeping dogs lay?
or....
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Noisy fornication attracts Zeus, who impregnates all the women.
or...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Shut up, hold this mistletoe in your teeth, bend over, and be quiet.
or ...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Because the quiet castration wasn't attracting new members.
and lastly...
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Who doesn't?
-V
Joke waiting for a punch line - Nystul - 06-22-2003
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Because the quiet castration wasn't attracting new members.
Almost choked on my Mountain Dew reading this one. Perhaps not the most thoughtful punchline but probably the funniest :)
Joke waiting for a punch line - TheDragoon - 06-22-2003
Agreed! I like that punchline the best. :lol:
Joke waiting for a punch line - pakman - 06-23-2003
Why do pagans like quiet fonication?
They're mimes?
Joke waiting for a punch line - Occhidiangela - 06-23-2003
Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
They don't want to be accused of barking at the moon: the moon is holy.
Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
hat way their parents won't catch them at it.
Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
They don't want to spread any rumors about a second coming, nor a first, for that matter. :o
Joke waiting for a punch line - kandrathe - 06-23-2003
Yes. It gets my vote as well. :)
Joke waiting for a punch line - pakman - 06-23-2003
They don't want to spread any rumors about a second coming, nor a first, for that matter.
hey, keep it PG-13 rated :P ..... lol
Joke waiting for a punch line - TaMeOlta - 06-23-2003
:lol: By Crom !! :lol: :lol:
Joke waiting for a punch line - Nick Tandoori - 06-23-2003
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. Because getting a date already is a hell.
A. Because there really is nothing to talk about.
A. Because wearing a goat mask alone doesn't guarantee people not recognizing you.
The goat mask made me think of the book the Mists of Avalon, where brother and sister end up together not knowing who they are :ph34r:
Joke waiting for a punch line - Walkiry - 06-24-2003
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. They don't.
Think about it...