06-21-2003, 12:41 AM
I saw this article online, about a pagan band asking for an area for "quiet fornication."
http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/0100ne...-name_page.html
Now, I'm no expert on paganism, and perhaps I shouldn't be making fun of them, but I couldn't help but think it funny that they want fornication . . . only if it's quiet.
In fact, I think if you asked "Why do pagans like quiet fornication?" it could be a great joke. It just needs a punch line. I can think of a few obvious ones with various low degrees of humor ("Cause the noisy kind bothers the neighbors."), but I thought that the combined comedic talent here at the LL could turn this one a classic joke. All we need now is the right punch line. Any takers?
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. . . . . . . .
http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/0100ne...-name_page.html
Now, I'm no expert on paganism, and perhaps I shouldn't be making fun of them, but I couldn't help but think it funny that they want fornication . . . only if it's quiet.
In fact, I think if you asked "Why do pagans like quiet fornication?" it could be a great joke. It just needs a punch line. I can think of a few obvious ones with various low degrees of humor ("Cause the noisy kind bothers the neighbors."), but I thought that the combined comedic talent here at the LL could turn this one a classic joke. All we need now is the right punch line. Any takers?
Q. Why do pagans like quiet fornication?
A. . . . . . . .