Aspects of America

[kandrathe]

No Taxation without Representation

Give them Tarleton's quarter

If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately.

One if By Land, Two if By Sea

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.

When in doubt, let your horse figure it out.

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me: I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

A closed mouth gathers no boots.

Tippecanoe and Tyler Too

Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can do for your country.

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream.

Not being a K.N. [Know-Nothing] I am left as a sort of waif on the political sea with symptoms of a mild sort towards Black Republicanism.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.

There is but one language which can be held to these people, and this is terror.

Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all.

Yes, as through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; Some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.