06-18-2003, 08:17 PM
Jordan Lost Control. He forgot that his main character was Rand.
Me, I was hoping for some really sordid scene, described in erotic detail, of Rand him, Mim, Elayne, and Egwyne (or maybe his Avienda) all mixing it up in a tent somewhere. Given Jordan's habit, however, the problem with that would have been that just before the four of them all dropped their togs to the ground and started to wrestle, the girls would of course get into this great cat fight and sniff fest regarding who gets to play with Rand's SanGreal. While they claw and spit at one another, and Rand would go half nuts and wander off in search of a Green Shawled Aes Sedai, in hopes of becoming her Warder and, finally, getting laid again. (Poor guy, he never can seem to get a break.)
That change in plot would mean that the Taint would spread and the world would end, but given Rand's complete deterioration and descent in to madness, dying at the end of the world in the arms of a hottie Green might be a better fate than being bitched to death, which is where he seems to be headed now. :)
Me, I was hoping for some really sordid scene, described in erotic detail, of Rand him, Mim, Elayne, and Egwyne (or maybe his Avienda) all mixing it up in a tent somewhere. Given Jordan's habit, however, the problem with that would have been that just before the four of them all dropped their togs to the ground and started to wrestle, the girls would of course get into this great cat fight and sniff fest regarding who gets to play with Rand's SanGreal. While they claw and spit at one another, and Rand would go half nuts and wander off in search of a Green Shawled Aes Sedai, in hopes of becoming her Warder and, finally, getting laid again. (Poor guy, he never can seem to get a break.)
That change in plot would mean that the Taint would spread and the world would end, but given Rand's complete deterioration and descent in to madness, dying at the end of the world in the arms of a hottie Green might be a better fate than being bitched to death, which is where he seems to be headed now. :)
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete