June Quotes

[BruceGod]

What they should have said:

"How would teaching get anyone in trouble?" - Socrates
"Is it too late to try beads?" - Custer
"Where's the instruction manual?" - Edison
"It's gonna cost you." - any surgeon, tech rep, or auto mechanic
"I think we forgot something..." - Alamo Commemeration Committee
"Is anybody happy?" G. Bush (take your pick)
"Who thinks up this stuff?" - E. Knievel
"Did I forget to mention that?" - Beelzebub
"My compliments to the chef." - Sweeney Todd, Hannibal Lector, or Jeffrey Dahmer
"I think it's time to leave." - Louis XIV